That still counts!

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

I don’t comment online

“Trust me, nothing good will come from meeting local kids.” - Marco Rubio

I’d try to trip the opponents too if lack of effort could easily result in my murder and the murder of my family.

If he would’ve left the police helicopter alone, this would’ve never been an issue but he just HAD to pull out the bazooka.

That was ba-yeah-yeah-yad.

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

It’s not that bad.

“As someone once said, shut up and dribble.”

Fuck this posturing, irritating, fake-ass bitch. I love that she spent all Wednesday with a fucking ash cross on her forehead to pander to her viewers. Maybe think about what Jesus would say about the wealth inequality in this country, you hateful cunt.

“Gimme a T!”

Because the NRA doesn’t represent gun owners as much as they represent gun manufacturers.

He is staying at a very high end, exclusive resort. The staff says that Belichick has been a pleasure. They said he keeps his own room clean since, for unknown reasons, he refuses to use a Butler.

“He showed a lot of heart. He’s a true competitor. We’ve decided to suspend him indefinitely, for one match.” - Coach K

You got a good eye for talent...

“Both sides of the sporting isle”

Wait, so Canada built a guy from scratch like Frankenstein, with the express intent for him to be a snowboarder, and he could only win bronze? Nice try hosers!!!

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.