Ryan’s got an excuse, at least. There’s no time to learn about football when all you do is get laid.

I don’t know. I do this all the time. Sure some people think it’s weird but I guess not everyone is a dog person.

Here’s how this went down.

Didn’t Alexis just sign a contract with Man Utd for something like 500,000 per week?

I won’t crap on the Auba signing on its own merits, but Arsenal is polishing a turd. That team has no midfield spine and a garbage defense.

Arsenal fans who saw Özil’s genius pass that met teammate Nacho Monreal’s brilliant run for a goal in Arsenal’s game yesterday should be watering at the

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

No one made the rescuers attempt the rescue. They agreed to do it.

So instead of just punishing the Indians for the use of the racist logo, you’re going to punish everyone by making them go to Cleveland for the all star game??

Sadly, the only team both rich and dumb enough to trade for Noah...is the Knicks.

That picture is from a Geico commercial.....I swear.

I don’t understand the question.

This has been fascinating to me for quite some time. A huge chunk of Americans—it might well be the majority—do not see prison as rehabilitative. They have no interest in redemption, or change, or personal improvement. They view the people coming out of prison as no better than they were when they went in, no matter…

Our society loves to punish. Loves it. Punishment solves every problem. Punishment never fails, it can only be failed. Recidivism? Jail wasn’t punishing enough! Delinquency? These kids have been pampered, they should have been punished. Welfare? Obviously just lazy, poverty isn’t harsh enough, otherwise they’d work.

Well luckily he still has his Bad Santa residuals to fall back on.

It’s like if Thursday Night Football were every game.

I’m excited to watch this fail

No, you didn’t chip in, you get Honeydew

And what’s with the “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” quote? Does scorned = molested by your fucking doctor? Because in that case, like, yeah, hell should hath no fury like a woman molested by her doctor.

No part of you naming two Super Bowls that happened a lifetime ago disproves his point. The Super Bowl should either be rotated between all the franchises, awarded to the city based on the team’s performance, or held exclusively in warm weather cities. Giving it to cities you never would otherwise because they built a…