Since Trump was in attendance there were actually two soft flanks.

Offensive Linemen are Fat: News at 11

HMMMMMM

She said “fucking retar-”, I believe.

Say what you will about Nick Saban, but I’d be shocked to hear a story like this about him.  His Hideaway Book is just a list of all the games he lost over the years and he uses it to smash his penis on a table whenever he smiles inside.

He named it The Predator because it might as well be invisible

would it change your mind if i reminded you he’s from buffalo

Sounds like he dropped an L in his lap and swerved.

Thank God somebody is listening to Cris Carter.

Remember, the Giants passed on Laremy Tunsil, easily the best prospect at what continues to be their biggest position of need 2 years later, when he fell into their lap at #10 because he smoked some weed. They took this disaster instead. Classic.

If he gets a ring with the Pats, will he return it since it’ll basically be like a participation trophy?

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

Jameis Winston standing there by himself trying to look hard after none of his teammates made the slightest effort to hold him back—when it was damn clear to everyone that’s what he wanted—is a goddamned Christmas miracle.

It’s fortunate Wagner heard the Kevin Hart interview instead of the Katt Williams one, since I don’t think him getting his ass beat by a middle schooler would have made this situation any better.

Forgive me, I was speed-reading and just saw “Kirk Herbstreit Photo Violation.”

So... we’re not talking about that jacket?

The Panthers aren’t likely to be sold in the way you think, Richardson owned less than a 50% stake so it is pretty conceivable that the other owners would stay in and replace his shares. Someone like Jim Goodnight, the richest man in NC and a Panthers fan, is more likely to take his place than P Diddy and Kaep.

Just love how casual he is about it.

I like Dan. But I’m worried he will look like an idiot when the true reason for Skipper’s resignation emerges. Cynical. Sad. But probably likely.