The show’s an okay idea, but that pun’s top notch.

Sure is interesting how this gentleman, and most of the other veterans I know (myself included) have become this endangered species whose feelings and honor must be protected by the brave patriots in the bleachers and on twitter!

I served in the military during the Vietnam war, and my foot hurt too, but I served anyway.

I’m not one to call some lady I’ve never met—or even heard of until now—a liar, but, umm...this:

They booed at the bar I was in Sunday. At the TV. But no one took off their hat or stood or put down their beer. Which proves the patriotism can’t go through a TV screen. I guess.

They completely ruined my Pittsburgh Kneelers joke!

As an expert in the matter, I predict the NFL is going to punt on this.

And Johnny Walker. But evil too.

I can’t believe he is only seventy four. Evil ages you.

“The freshman told investigators that his teammates restrained him with more duct tape during the drive, pulled down his shorts and underwear, then repeatedly tried to insert an object into his rectum.”

Fun facts about Wheaton College.

To be fair to Francesa, this is the worst thing any coach has ever done at Penn State.

Get fucked McAdoo. How about you stop calling draw plays on 3rd and 6.

McAdoo about nothing.

Anonymous tipsters just told ESPN that Malzahn is just using the drunkenness as an excuse. The school discovered over the off season that he was actually two small men, Brad and Alex Wong, standing on each others shoulders.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

God, his parents must be so proud. Kid is only 18, he’s barely out of high school, and he’s already spewing meaningless buzzwords and billing for utterly useless services like a consultant two or three times his age!

*Sound Engineer who Didn’t bleep that speaking with HR*

This is Lalas in a nutshell. He truly believes soccer is about “leadership,” “grit,” and “determination.” That’s because he knows shit about skill and tactics. USMNT is quite worthy of criticism, but not from this waste of space and his ra ra bullshit.