Trump is the gift that never stops giving.

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

But was it a sandwich?

Jared from Subway?

I read this on the toilet and my reaction at the first was enough to knock out of my colon a poop that I was struggling to get out. Thank you, Wingnut #1!

Instead of “Rookie”, I thought the headline was going to say “An Actual Dolphin” and I wouldn’t have been any more or less surprised.

but he smiled when he played baseball

with a vinyl windshield cover still on

It is a story as old as time...

+ 1 Orange Crush

With no radar or GPS plotter..

... in the middle of the night

Damn, I’m glad Volkswagen is recalling the jetty.

The lesson, as always: Don’t drink and do cocaine and then leave the bar and go drive your boat as fast as it goes.

If someone was gonna die from being drunk with power I really wish it would’ve been Trump.

Your critique loses credibility with the usage of Guzman, unless of course you typed it on a phone. Auto-correct’s a bitch.

this guy would fuck your shit straight up

In a debate between cyclists and dog owners about entitlement to public space, who would be the most insufferable? Whichever one is a vegan and/or crossfitter, I assume.

The Dodgers translator’s deadlift totaled an impressive 360 pounds or about 26 Rosetta Stone.

Listen, if recent history repeats itself, PLENTY of Eddie Lacy is going to be in training camp for Seattle very soon.