You beautiful, hateful bastard.

That’s a lot of effort to tell everyone you’re going to go 8-5 and then lose in the Del Boca Vista Phase II Bowl

I think he is actually using this fake rubber hand! It’s the exact same color.

That banner is like a clown’s handkerchief.

There are a Brazilion things wrong with this.

So you’re saying the outlook isn’t looking good for a Hightower after encountering a Jet in New York?

The Jets actually started recruiting Hightower while he was still a member of the Patriots by leaving a couple of cupcakes on his schedule each year.

It’s really simple when you consider the habitat in which it was found. Walmart parking lots are a unique ecological niche commonly inhabited by the American Redneck. An observed behavior of the Redneck is tossing random shit into their preferred conveyance, the pickup. There are, by my estimate, at least dozens of…

Man, imagine these guys announcing Cavs-Rockets. “Harden for three—no good. Ah, he couldn’ care less, he’s having a ball, loves life and exercise.” “Out of bounds, they’re reviewing to see who touched it last. Doesn’t really matter, does it.”

That’s what happens when you take prayer out of sports.

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS

But without it we wouldn’t get the gross spectacle of a bunch of old white scouts wondering how much to pay for that young fella.

Yeah, he looked a little sluggish but I bet his 40 time is good. I could see him chugging one down with a quickness.

That’s certainly going to hurt his draft stock. No breakaway speed and trouble breaking tackles.

Don’t even talk to me until I’ve rubbed on some stuff.

And the man with the camera didn’t have the decency to leave the bear one pic-a-nic basket!

“Most of he best talent is not yet I. Form”

Dr., go home, you’re drunk.

That’s not how statistics works.

Wenger: oh so this is how you do it

That means he has scholarflower ear.