I usually don’t comment, but as an ER doctor seeing the reactions of players here and also yesterday’s story about Kone “saving” an unconscious player’s life, I have to say something. If some one sustains a head/neck injury like this DO NOT start prying his/her mouth open to prevent tongue swallowing. Please DO leave…

If it is fight or flight the penguins have only one option...

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

Not sure how wise it is for Ozil to relay an anecdote that pretty much confirms most fans’ opinion of him.

But sadly not very funny!

Welcome back Avery Bradley. Ye were missed.

The Wall just got taller folks,,,

“I went back to my seat, I ordered a beer—a Heineken beer—and then, little by little, I swallowed that first page of the passport,” Abreu said.

+ $19.95 (+ shipping and handling)

Chicago White Sox slugger José Abreu testified today that he ordered a Heineken, then slowly ate his fake Haitian passport on board his flight to illegally enter the United States back in 2013.

this made me LOL out loud

How could you bring up the fact that America is trying to steal Europe’s footy culture without the history and not bring up Real Salt Lake (the official team of the king of Utah, I guess?).

This made me cringe so hard I think I’m going to need medical attention.

Not so fast. As I understand it, the people he beat up were men.

I look forward to seeing him get roasted over and over again in a Cowboys uniform for $8mil next season.

Technically our last performance in the premier league was a 5-1 drubbing of tottenham... so there’s that

I actually have a solution. Birds could stop flying full speed into walls like idiots!

I’m a bigger fan of his cousin Andre Guzzlewhiskeyshitshispants

No modern rapper has made me feel as old as Future has.