I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

There will never be enough jokes about Rick Pitino’s premature ejaculation, +1.

True to Louisville, his celebration was premature.

Otherwise known as “a Royale of weed.”

Ahh, spring. The flowers begin to bloom, the birds start to chirp, and massive dongs fly through the air.

Just going to add a Klopp quote from earlier today:

I hope Leicester get relegated

Premier League Managers On Ranieri’s Sacking:

“I am Art Briles, and I approve this message.”

Kyrie Irving would like to have a word with you about the world we live in.

Hell, I don’t even follow hockey and I’m crying because I want that jersey ...

He’s crying because he wanted the Islanders jersey with Captain Highliner on it.

A caller asked later her whether they ever had sex before games and Upton said that he was superstitious enough that they never did.

Your username makes more sense now.

Everyone of us is now worse off for having read your post.

In high school I too was very supertititious and I didn’t flog the dolphin the night before games. We had a particular stretch of games where we had games every other day so I didn’t do the deed for two weeks, but when I did...well...think Mount St. Helens (the side blew off).

Ok, but what about a BJ, Upton?

Not having sex with Kate Upton also worked for Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle and Sandy Koufax. .

Honestly, actor bands are the worst for me. There always seems to be this pose that proclaims “I’m an entertainer and this is entertainment so watch me entertain you.” Instead, you get Johnny Depp playing bar chords while Alice Cooper visibly decays on stage.

Where does “pundit band” rank on the list of embarrassing music side projects?