he looks sick af what are u talking about

“You wanna see a flop?”

What do you expect? It’s not like the school is called Louisiana Personal Foul University.

To be fair, I don’t think Trump was referring to Langer when he said “that German guy had some interesting thoughts.”

Pre-election Trump supporter : Hate those blood sucking Wall Street bankers! Our supreme Cheeto overlord will bring them to their knees! He gonna drain the swamps.

The line is: “Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal?” George was a goddamn wordsmith.

Grape nuts - no grapes and no nuts!

“A dedicated Cardinal would have just simply shipped Pitino and McGee off to a different school.”

Kickoffs use a kicking tee to elevate the ball off the ground and the kicker can get a longer running start.

Or just an attempted murder

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That’s good, but I still like an exaltation of larks.

I love a good crash of rhinos. Also, a group of tigers is referred to as either a “streak” or an “ambush”

My personal favorite is still a murder of crows.

Contemporary sociologists trace the origin of the phrase “alternate facts” back to the 2015, the year that the Super Bowl champion Carolina Panthers became the first team in NFL history to go undefeated.

Tomorrow Trump will retaliate by signing an executive order defunding NASA.

His own party just rubber-stamped all of his batshit crazy cabinet picks. They don’t have the balls to impeach him anytime soon.

Ben Stein: Ok class let’s reveal who we voted for. Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

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Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor