Really? No one? Ever?

This guy is, like, all mouth.

he’s such a marvel he sent Josh Norman to D.C.

Not too much of a stretch for this Affleck to play the criminal...

THEY STAYED AT THE WROHNG HOTEL!

I can’t wait for the Mark Wahlberg film.

If cows voted, then the county red/blue map might be more relevant.

Yeah, that electoral college is shit, ain’t it?

What this blog does not take into account is the possibility that the real Sidney Ponson, completely unprompted, decided to DM Tom “Hillary did benghazi.”

Dude, he’s right next to you!

Yep. I initially thought he was walking oddly, then the whole “Ohhh yeah, dude ran into people for most of his life” clicked and I had to remind myself that not everyone is a day drunk like me.

No, Happy Gilmore sucked just as much as everything else he does. You were probably just too young to realize it (and now watch it with nostalgia glasses).

#TimeCopLivesMatter

One the the few times Pete let a star player carry something of importance.

Seen later:

Excellent question. Hes fucking her in the basement on the reg.

I can tell I’m getting old (I’m 47 next month), because this kind of public proposal makes my skin crawl. My kid did some goddamn public thing to ask his girlfriend to the prom, and I was like “the fuck, buddy?”

The wrinkle everyone is missing here is that the ref is his girlfriend’s father.