“With all the respect for Timmy, I feel it’s not if you’re half American or full-American. It’s more what you have in here [taps his chest].”

This is peak Shilling, right here. Pure, uncut Shilling—you get all the arguing, with practically zero relevance or importance. It’s one step removed from incoherent mumbling to oneself, which, without Twitter, is exactly what he would be doing.

-ium

This ought to shut the highlight truthers right the fuck up. See? They do call traveling in the NBA.

Meander Gatherer?

I believe Pudge was fingered pretty hard by Jose Canseco...I recall Jose mentioned in his book that he personally injected Pudge when they were teammates.

So weird, Cleveland doesn’t have a professional football team either.

Shades of Taint, I assume, is Shades of Grey fan fiction.

And yet no schools seem interested in his stepbrother, Meander Couchpotato.

Are you kidding? That guy was terrible.

+80,000.......for all the money you spent on “higher” education, and that might be the high point of it.

Quite a contrast to the moment the Reds’ Ivan IV Vasilyevich found out he wasn’t voted in.

Another doggo fails at catch.

Worst dog still better than best cat.

Fine burn.

I know!

Hard to believe people call you a complete shit writer Hamilton

“to help launch our brand into the market...”

Less go shake der hans

Dead people coming back to life, and poor Gendry is still out there rowing.