+200 pounds of meat for the training table (you have to leave 600 behind)

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

This would be true... If Tottenham didn’t exist.

If you’re still seeing pop-up ads in 2017, that’s really on you.

The big tight end’s temper boiled over late in the third quarter, when he allowed himself to be baited into a personal foul by Ross Cockrell. The Steelers corner gave Kelce a light shove on the back at the end of a play, and Kelce responded like this:

I hate when these people start rioting and destroying their own neighborhoods...

The worst part happened when he discovered that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t actually inside the TV.

Is it that he plays on a team no one cares about?

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

If Kelce was so concerned about holding, then he should have tried holding onto the ball on that long throw down the middle that he dropped.

You might have to settle for Big Ben forcing himself on the Pats defense.

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

From the Coloradoan report I linked to:

We are approaching mid-90's level no calls on traveling. Which concerns me. It used to enrage my Dad so fucking much back then. Pat Ewing alone gave my Dad a peptic ulcer. Now my Dad is 25 years older. This may kill him.

Good.

Are you sure it says that it is an own goal?

there is a big offer from China

i definitely see windows

Side note: Married people use contraception too. People act like every woman on the pill is a literal prostitute.

Lordi approves.