Nope. Canadian.

Mallards never duck a fight.

The public may not care, but I can assure you that the career federal employees that spend their lives trying to advance America’s interests care. Particularly the people in the IC he has spent the past 2 months eviscerating.

Everyone agrees, but it’s far more embarrassing to make fun of him for the pee.

You know, it’s not the golden shower that bothered me that much, it was the detailed reports of literally every member of Trump’s inner circle meeting at one time or another with Russian intelligence officials.

“So let’s talk about the time you investigated the corrupt Blatter.”
“Actually, if you read the report, it wasn’t corruption. He actually paid them to do that.”

I was starting to feel old because I’m older than the majority of NFL players. I am not prepared to be older than the coaches.

What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio featuring Tony Kornheiser and Colin Cowherd

I always mistake your avatar to be a shaggy-haired white dog with a black nose.

I was hoping they’d become the Los Angeles Ospreys or Ocelots or something with an “O.” Then they could use this:

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

If you got a problem with this guy, you’re probably a fucking chicken.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

Its a trick! TRUMP *IS* GOD!

I find that people who use the phrase “Only God Can Judge Me” and especially the ones that have it tattooed on them, are basically saying “I’m going to fucking hurt as many people as I feel like and, if I ever get called out on it, use this bullshit phrase to justify my actions and make you feel bad for thinking they…

Easily the worst thing about college football is that both teams can’t lose.

Two things he said this morning:

Rondo got $9M last summer; I’m sure there’s an idiot willing to pay Rose.

Well, with all the injuries he’s had, he’s certainly not running away from basketball.