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I hate to be a highlight truther, but they were holding him on that play.

I read that as ‘my son’s 3rd penis’...

One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

It would also help if blacks stopped being such a bunch of self centered show offs with their athletic abilities and would learn how to play in an intelligent and team oriented way with grit and hustle, like guys like Brett Favre, John Stockton, Cal Ripken Jr. and countless Duke basketball players from the last 25…

Well, not every website comment section can be as diverse as the Deadspin comment section. Let’s take a quick peak at the Deadspin Christmas party:

I have white friends!

But why don’t the good whites denounce the crimes committed by the bad ones? I don’t think I’ll be able to trust any whites until the decent ones stand up to the bad ones and start tackling the problems in their own communities.

I have nothing but respect for The Whites, even though many of them are addicted to opiates and are too lazy to get a job! I have some Whites in my family, they are good people, hard working, respectful! If all The Whites where like The Whites I know, they would be happier.

A fate worse than death.

Classic Coach K, beating Calipari at “one and done.”

Everybody in the UK is required to play soccer and is stuck in regimented divisions; failure to comply results in a mandated visit to Room 101*. Deadspin will cover any developments that happen in the 6th to 498th divisions.

I thought the whole point of Brexit is that you could say this stuff now

Peter Griffin is just great on color commentary.

Manziel doesn’t look like he’s doing well.