And by the time next season starts, he’ll be 40 years old.

Tell me where he wanted Dak Prescott...

You’re going the wrong way!

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

Are the league of legends players not actual humans?! OH MY GOD THE COMPUTERS ARE SENTIENT.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Favorite graffiti from the USC days:

And yet somehow, in terms of career humiliations, this barely ranks in Kiffin’s top five.

Yes, it inspired me. He risked his life for a worthwhile cause he believes in.

Yes. Of course they want to be seen. To draw attention to an issue. That’s what protests do.

Ok, I’ll try. All those lawyers have accomplished exactly what so far? As far as I can tell, the pipeline is still rolling, just temporarily inconvenienced until people like you assure it is all over and that we should trust the politicians and corporations.

Yeah, I mean like that guy Martin Luther King, Jr. All those protests were just all about him. I mean, what did the March on Washington ever accomplish? And that I Have a Dream speech? I heard he had it recorded just to hear himself talk.

But was he smoking weed? Cuz that would be a major problem.

In an email, Bassi says the money will be used to have an “alcohol expert testify in her custody case.” Bassi sets that cost at $4600

I love how you can’t immediately be sure which one’s gonna get it. Then in a moment it clicks - yep, that’s the one. Delicious.

Took some hunting, but worth it to see a kid get nailed. LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE HANDS.

That is probably the greatest use of slo-mo I’ve ever seen in a sports replay.

They’d never take Mike Dean, the last thing the Chinese want is a Brit going after their arsenal.

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Now THIS is a hockey story about violence that we can ALL get behind!