definitely. would. not. fuck. with.

‘Joey Freshwater’

I don’t like Kiffin either but I do find it comical that UT fans blast Kiffin for his lack of loyalty. It’s not like they showed a lifelong Vol like Phil Fulmer the door or something to make room for Kiffin.

and yet he believes the president has the power to levy taxes?

“I used to say there’s a constantly daily battle between who can take more of my money between Layla and Obama.”

Banging a co-ed for $1000, Alex.

As someone who grew up in the city of Boca Raton, left it for college, then untriumphantly returned to it two years after graduating, I can tell you three things that will happen while Lane Kiffin is coach of the FAU Owls:

He tried to steal shaving gear. They didn’t press charges, but Belk did want their Razorback.

Man, Waldo is getting really fucking lazy these days.

There was confusion when the Miami fan kept screaming “U is first.”

Also, Samer’s dad reads Playboy for the articles.

The opportunity was ripe to send Rex and Rob away on miniature motorcycles.

There’s a dude in Dallas who’s looking for a job...assuming there’s enough bubble wrap in the world to safely ship him. 

Mark Sanchez has studied this photo for several hours. And that was before he knew there was a question about missing legs.

Not nearly hobbity enough to pass for Kim K.

I can only think of one single thing when I look at this picture:

Shoulda named themselves The Fluid Exhange. Because it implies that the business exchange will go smoothly and they’ll make semen come out your weiner. They really blew it, coulda gotten loads more of business coming their way

I bet he flopped right on top of her.

I was gonna come down here and jokingly truther this highlight with a “foot on the line” thing, but I decided against it because what the fart is he doing with the ball?!