Wow, BOTH Ryans. This is a great weight off of the Bills shoulders.

Good work Embiiding that video

look at me, talking to an ex-nfl player about his jizz, like a big shot. Christmas really can come twice!

KlüGü™

Somebody just ruined their pants with Kluwe goo

Hnnnmngghhgnnnggnnnngggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Tony Romo was injured on the play.

And most of his hair follicles

Only his dignity and credibility.

Please clap.

+1 clap now.

“Jeb forward...Jeb backward...Jeb this way...Jeb that way...”

Barry Switzer was also just fucking with everyone when he coached the Dallas Cowboys.

I look forward to seeing him return in the second half of Duke’s next game.

Is that his pass russian hat?

This is a pretty good example of what I was bitching about in a thread last week (or two weeks ago or God who knows every day is the same day all over again) - the negative consequences of having spent decades imbibing the false lesson that political cynicism approximates sophistication.

On the one hand, yes, it’s kind of classless to attempt that shot. On the other hand, who fucking cares? Why do sports have to be so sanctimonious all of the time?

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

[T]he girl, she dropped her purse, that’s when she came in my face.

Amazing. Please post an update.