So this is where the buck stops.

Well, at least it was a deer and not a person who died in state custody this time.

Jet fuel melts good defenses. That’s just science.

He got concussed while scrambling for a 3-9 team, that was down 24-3, on a play that didn’t even count.

Can’t have Sager. Can’t have a nice country. It all stinks now.

In his final kind gesture, he will grant the wish of Kevin Garnett, and have his suit cremated as well.

2016 won’t let us keep anything nice.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get home and put some water in Buck Nasty’s momma’s dish.

There’s nothing you can say about the Wizards that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan.

CALL BERNIE KOSAR A RAVEN AGAIN, SEE WHAT HAPPENS

I went ahead and edited the necessary verbs in his Wiki to the past tense. I got you, fam.

‘Yo, man, there’s a better way to approach somebody.’”

How bitter do you think Mark Jackson is right now?

And here he is the night of the attempted robbery.

That article left out the best part:

“So.. you’re saying that’s NOT real?” - Donald Trump

I’d call Jerry two-faced, but let’s be honest, he must be on this seventh or eighth face by now.

i’m familiar with more obscure colleges than i’d like to admit but “Urbana” is some next level shit

Former D-1 Basketball Team Manager here. Urbana guy fleeing the bench was going to register posterized player for grief counseling. And do his homework.

I am Dan goddamned Majerle. I am a 6'6", 225 pound tanned, anthropomorphic bicep muscle.