I would have had Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, Isiah Thomas, Hakeem Olajuwon and Charles Barkley show up wearing their combined 18 rings, but your way works too.

Best way to keep a Baptist from drinking all your booze... invite two of them.

Luke Walton: (curses out official) (gets ejected) (turns to assistant coach) It’s all up to you now, Shaw

If Walton’s star rises just a little more and Affleck’s star falls a little more someday Affleck will be playing Walton in a gritty, inspiring sports biopic and it will be really magickal.

Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

Demoff responded by continuing to reside in Southern California.

Demoff is a “professional” liar in the same way the Rams are a “professional” football team.

I love the growth of this comment.

Works? Hahaha. Does disability and repeat visits to the pharmacy count as work?

And then you sexed their daughter?

My grandma told me that the Girl Scouts was a big lesbian recruitment cult. I thought about the odds of convincing her otherwise and just sat there in silence. It was not a battle worth fighting.

Can we just stop the anthem at sporting events? I mean maybe championship games or something but come on. It’s so stupid. Plus I would love to see the outpouring of vitriol from people who truly do base their lives on the anthem, and hold it sacrosanct.

Oh shit I think Killary took Subby5000 out mid-post y’all.

Choose your battles, homes.

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

The penmanship looks several grades above Richie.

I can’t believe you guys are spending time on this when there is a pizza parlor in DC tha

Anyone check this against Richie Incognito’s handwriting?