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And here’s the NFL, publicizing the unsportsmanlike conduct!

This isn’t a story about a guy being a dick, but I was once in a Taco Bell when Mike Holmgren walked in, studied the menu intently for two solid minutes, and then walked back out never having said a word. It was over ten years ago but not a day goes by that I don’t wonder what the heck his internal monologue must have

A men’s club in my town had an annual father-son banquet which featured some athlete to speak, sign autographs, et cetera. One year the guest was Ken Stabler, who after the banquet asked where the nearest bar was. So everybody followed the Snake to the only tavern out there—this is in very, very rural northwest

My wife and I were in VA Beach for a wedding. At the time she was 7 mos preggo. There was a golf tournament in town and some of the tour people were staying at our hotel. Long story short; We were entering the hotel and Earl Woods was in front of us. He let the heavy door slam in my wife’s face. He knew she was

Racist Trump supporters really are the shittiest people in the world.

“These two members of the Trump Administration were hit with the Stone Cold Stunner” will be a Jeopardy question in twenty years.

We’re a society that throws people away. Rob a store when you’re 19? Spend years in prison being raped, mentally, and physically beaten, and told you are human garbage. Then when they’ve served their debt to society, slap them with a permanent “felon” label, strip their voting rights away, and then have the audacity

You act like this kind of thing is unusual:

Another thing he might have forgotten: Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard.

“gotchu” is the Korean word for dick/weiner/penis.

Some history:

Arsenal finally win their group!

Bad look but to be fair they got totally boned by possibly the worst officiating call I’ve ever seen in soccer. He gets blatantly fouled outside of his own box and somehow the officials not only call him for the foul, but give him a red AND give a penalty.

See, this is why soccer will never catch on in America!

I don’t know what’s more embarrassing, being caught at a Jets game, or being caught at a Jets game.

Ed Harris is signed on for Season 2, so that’s at least one human.

They never showed what happened to Thor’s brother. Kinda curious.

hillary clinton blew a 3-1 lead

Logan was in the past, so his story is over due to William gaining control of the company.

Normally wanting to get out there and play for the Oilers would be a sure sign of a head injury so I can see where they’re coming from.

I thought the Christians, Jews, and Muslims co-owned Jerusalem, how did Amar’e get a slice of that sweet real estate.