He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

No make good comments

if the premiere league wants to be a world-class league it will need to accept the standards of other top leagues, such as mls, which have safe standing

Take care of the gumbo! Go to the Roux, Start Celery, Onions Garlic! Bouillon! (players: Bouillon!) *coach raises right arm* GREEN BELL PEPPERS! Medium-low heat, sausage, simmer ONE TWO THREE!

Pretty sure it was a gumbo recipe.

I just recently listened to an episode of “The Memory Palace” chronicling stories of people being buried alive. A woman died and her family sealed her body in the family crypt. 10 years later when her brother died, they opened the crypt and found her skeleton near the door.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

A guy I know went on one of these tours, where a train of wheeled trailers takes you out on the ice to see the bears. He said the safety briefing was unusual:

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

The fact that she is almost certainly a Trump supporter who splits her time between the swing states of Michigan and Florida should kill most of the boners on this site.

Last night Costa Rica had 4 defenders and 5 midfielders and severely limited the ability to play the ball through the midfield. Jones and Bradley were moving quite a bit but they had a hard time finding space to receive the ball. That movement took them out of position defensively. Our defenders then played poor…

I too have a lot of respect for Jermaine. His and Bradley’s pairing was often fantastic but it was always tenuous. If Jermaine started getting too undisciplined or if Bradley started not covering for him then it fell apart. In the past, I’d usually but the blame more on Jermaine but not this week. I’m am down on…

Towns from downtown! Downs from towntown! Down from twontwon! Twontwon from down! twon

Kljestan not starting over Jones made ZERO FUCKING SENSE.

‘Cause Tony Romo has such an amazing record of running through the playoffs.

No less fulfilling than Peyton Manning winning a ring behind Denver’s defense while having an abortion of a season personally

I can’t wait until we take him in here in Denver and Von Miller drags his decaying carcass to the super bowl.

Say what you will about Steve Bannon, but the beauty of his soul is only matched by his physical appearance.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.