The shrimp’s a real coach on the field. Spends a lot of time in the gym. The shrimp’s got a heckuva motor.

What the fuck are you bitching about? This is amazing and a very fitting mascot for a double A ball club located in the great state of Florida.

Yeah! Like an asshole that wants to eat, and pay rent, and stuff. Unbelievable! Getting a job. And then doing it! What an asshole.

Do you think garbagemen want to pick up garbage?

I really hate to defend that suit and shoes combo, but the colors are fine.

Martin MacDondald deserves a severe ass kicking.

This is a depressing as fuck and also confusing.

But I don’t own a didlo....

Nine times out of ten it’s an electric razor, but every once in a while...

It’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo… Always use the indefinite article A dildo, never YOUR dildo.

What’s the big deal? Tim Tebow bounced passes to receivers for years and nobody was impressed.

I made the light wall from Stranger Things

I want to go as Drew on chopped but I can’t find a store that sells a shirt even remotely as bad as that one

I made the light wall from Stranger Things - It’s programmable so I can type any message into it.

This is an incorrect take.

McQueary is such a mixed bag. He certainly should have won the suit. He certainly did the right thing in reporting the rape to responsible parties.

Stupid Flanders.

great, now he doesn’t need his dad to cover his gambling expenses anymore

This comment is Sublime.

My children are grown men now, but for years their sworn quest was to figure out which neighbor was slipping this bullshit in with the Snickers.