Sure, Santa may look old and uncool now, but I heard he used to sleigh on the mic back in the day.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

“And that’s a problem?”

+1 1/2 inches

I’d say he most certainly has a great shot at it except that Jurgen will go with Wondolowski instead.

there’s a guy outside who says he needs to be in here

He’s reading the lyrics

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

Future is not that man’s name. It’s Nayvadius. 😂😂😂😂

I still refuse to believe they weren’t banging pre wedding.

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

“Yo bitch, get out from behind that desk so I can check out that fine ass.”

While I’m a bit turned off by the blatant racism, I applaud their excessive use of glory holes.

First Guy: “We need money. Let’s rob a warehouse.”

YOURE KILLING YOUR FATHER, LARRY!

Is this your homework Larry?

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

Yes, yes it is.

The first link in the story (DirecTV Now) goes to Bloomberg’s 404 landing page. On the upside, it’s probably the greatest 404 page I’ve ever seen.