Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

He’s an intense guy. Cut him some slacks.

That was a sweet bicycle kick backpass followed by an epic bicycle kick kick.

When Tomsula wouldn’t let anything go, you called him a hoarder and impounded his car.

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

“No it’s in dog years. His age only goes up every 7 years.” - An idiot named Ryan

I like this comment. It’s subtle.

Go right. Further right. Completely out of bounds. Further.

Jesus’s dad invented robbery at gunpoint.

Maybe he came over afterward for comfort snuggles and popcorn. You don’t know!

OK just stop right there. I will have none of your bringing logic into this discussion about my good invisible friend Jesus.

If Jesus is real and capable of preventing criminals from killing you, why did he let them rob you?

38, obviously.

I really hate the fact that this asshole is going to run for President every cycle for the next 30 years. It’s like the American people having to simultaneously deal with a herpes outbreak every 4 years.

Yeah, but how much was that Creedence worth?

Getting a little ahead of himself isn’t he? First they need to get to the Super Bowl and line up the game winner on the one yard line.
One thing at a time.

+1 Pete Carroll tossing loose change at those strippers.

“The reason I bring all this up,” Pitino says, “is those girls were hot enough to melt steel beams! Hooah!”