Tell me it’s not a black ‘95.

I sold my manual Accord to a guy who worked in my building. A month later I ask the guy how the car is doing and he told me it got stolen.

Yeah, fair.

Darren Rovell ✔@darrenrovell

The thing that is amazing at this point isn’t that he says stupid shit. It’s that he continues to say stupid shit and apparently can’t stop. It’s one thing if you are a racist/sexist ass hole. It’s another when you are racist/sexist ass hole who can not just SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I think you’re confusing Arsenal with Tottenham.

Counterpoint: This is Ludogorets.

I assume that an average round of golf for Donald Trump goes like this.

I promise you PROMISE YOU, that Trump cheats at golf. I have never been more convinced of anything in my life.

So a 98 yard gain that falls just short of the goal line is not reviewable, but a 1 yard gain on first down from the 1 yard line is what you want to review.

I would go so far as to say it looks quite bad.

This bums me out. It makes me feel bad for all the people that really are victims of sexual assault.

I feel like this article is a thinly veiled slam on cream soda and I, for one, am offended!

This thing?

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

to me, what’s worse than throwing your vote away on a 3rd party is doing it during this election. sure, trump and clinton are incredibly flawed candidates, but HOLY MOLASSES are stein and johnson useless skin sacks with no knowledge in their brains, political or otherwise.

Wait a sec—is that really a blazer sweatsuit?

It’s almost like this guy is an incorrigible shitbag.