Gesundheit!

*Also, there’s that whole bit about him not hitting her and her brawling in a road rage incident 2 days before... but we need clicks dammit!

Pat, Alligator Wednesday has come and gone. This is Bear Friday. Get it together.

This is rich.

Don’t forget about every song from the latest Bruno Mars album:

If they’re (ARP) gonna give us a slow-mo version, ALSO INCLUDE THE REGULAR SPEED VERSION. It’s Friday, god dammit.

As far as injuring other main card fighters - and costing multiple fighters a payday - that was probably not part of his plan, but I still believe DW had some sort of knowledge this was going down, but maybe not to the extent at which it played out.

Conor is a Bazillionaire so I’m sure he was more than willing to catch a charge in NYC for causing mayhem and putting his name back in the headlines. Just makes the story that much more believable.

You think Dana was not privy to this going down? Every controversy is planned... Your last sentence is 100% correct. This is the UFC taking WWE backstage chaos and turning it up to 11. Pure theatrics...

That’s not even his nose! It’s a false one!

Only if thou delivereth thy beanball unlike a woman.

I grew up a very devout Christian, with aspirations to become a worship leader with a cool jacket and torn jeans, but I fell short...

These comments are all bad takes, including this one.

*Steps up to the mic*

The Braves have approached Big Boi and Andre 3 Stacks asking for a new anthem for the 2018 year. It’s going to be called Heyyyyyyyy Yaaaaaaaaaa.

Cats or dogs?

I was afraid of the ball.

What a fucking headline!

It depends on the age of it and how long my dog has had it. He’ll chew on it/bury it/dig it up/show it to his girlfriend on the other side of the fence/rebury it/dig it back up/bring it inside at 6:30 am to show me he still has it. What a bub.

+1 size 5 3/8 fitted for the Argentinian and a size 8 1/2 New Era for the Wondo.