Finger Roll Tide

You’re working too hard in here.

¡McLouth y Donovan pelear hasta la muerte!

I had no idea Wilder was that terrible of a fighter. To my untrained eye, I just know he’s exciting to watch and seems to be throwing bombs. (Although sometimes wild, unorthodox and completely chaotic at times, bombs nonetheless.)

The guy on the mic would’ve lost his mind if someone got run over and killed by that guy:

Welbeck is a pretty solid player who...

+1 Bop

Me, 5 inches from my TV screen, when Chris Collinsworth was repeatedly saying Ertz didn’t complete the catch before running 3 steps (while holding the goddamn ball) and clearly breaking the plane for a TD.

Arsenal still need a few things:

My rabbit ears won’t pick up Fox.

GOD DAMMIT ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME!?

This is going to fall through and Trump is somehow going to spin this to be the media’s fault, and a Leftist attempt to destroy patriotism and the Christian rights he’s fought so hard to preserve in America.

CBFD Matrix scene...

Give me an ice cold Busch Light and put on some John Prine and I’ll put that oyster down the hatch faster than you can “bad idea, friend!”

You’re right. Alexis Sanchez was the problem all along, scoring all those goals with an apathetic and complacent squad in tow. Thankfully we got rid of that goal scoring cancer and can move on to a brighter future of turnover-less, goal-less football, with the likes of Xhaka and Iwobi showing us what real Arsenal…

You can lead a dog to water, but you can’t make him drink.

You sound like the life of the party.

picayune unpleasantness of the particulars

If I had 1,000,000 hammers
I’d build you a house
If I had 1,000,000 hammers
I’d build you furniture for your house
If I had 1,000,000 hammers
I’d beat you to death for inviting my teen daughter over to do drugs at the house I built you.

“He wants the rocks. If he can’t get the rocks, he shows his balls.”