Mark my words: Eli Manning is going to win Cincinnati a Super Bowl next year.

Are the Bengals sure they want to trade AJ away at this point?

I don’t think Kap even wants to play anymore, but what the fuck do I know?

You know how I know there is no God?

Jozy “Club > Country” Altidore.

Big KRIT - 4eva is a Mighty Long Time

Do any Deadspin staff members know that Alabama has a beach?

Fuck Barstool Sports and fuck Old Row.

I did it again.

I deleted everything I wrote.

John Gruden is a god damn CLOWN.

Pat check out Sean O’Malley. He and Ngannou are my two new favorites to join the UFC spot light. O’Malley is a 135lb Lil’ Dicky look-a-like who is taking massive bong rips on his Instagram and then KO-ing folks in the octagon.

Francis Ngannou vs. Greg Hardy

Something tells me Bill has taken more hits at one Greatful Dead concert than he dished out in that entire video.

Those pesky broads are gonna nag you to death when all you wanna do is watch some football and pound some pussy!

Pump the brakes...

I want more of these stories from Archie... a lot more.

That fan should nevra talk shit again after that.

Yep. The Neverending Story is a god damn terrible movie too.

Nah, that’s his stepbrother, right? Jugg’s cool.