I do this move on my wife all the time. Only the football is my wallet and we’re standing in a Hot Topic.

I’d pay to watch Mickey Gall beat the fuck out of Sage Northcutt again.

Treseme, he’s not acknowledging the root of the problem. He could weave together a few check-down passes, but he still looks pretty thin over the top. The problem lies in his head and shoulders.

“Run through a muh fucka face, then you don’t have to worry about them no more.”

Basketball = Ball into basket

More fatteral for the hook-n-latteral.

FFS, from a front-office stand point, there are so many million-dollar marketing ideas you could deploy once you signed CK...

Yea, Ray Lewis ($45 Million net worth *thanks Google*) is “out in these streets” in a $2500 suit, I’m sure.

But did you see the dancing bear?

So why isn’t India absolutely dominating global football?

All I know is that Gyasi Zardes has improved his first touch from dog shit to awful, but he’s a Cali kid and a Galaxy player, so I’m sure he’ll make the WC18 squad and Bruce will leave Mix or Kjlestan off instead...

Sometimes you bust the Nutt.

This has a very Kim Jong Un-vibe to it.

I get your point, but CK is arguably a starting-quality QB. There’s not one front office in the league that thinks he’s worth it?

Hefeweizen for her growlers, I vouldn’t have vatched ze video, ya?

There has to be one NFL team that sees value in signing Kap. I’m no marketing genius, but god dammit.

Does anyone know what the fuck is going on in this video?

[Feels hip for holstered gun.]

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