Can’t really tell from the video, but is her knee cap up by her uvula now?

Trump’s hair looks like the dog-dragon from The Neverending Story.

I’ll fight them both at the same time for 1/2 that.

I get it. I have a 4 lb. combination of mashed potatoes and hash browns in my tighty whities right now. And I haven’t even dinged any dongs today.

I’ve been staring at this image for half an hour and I STILL can’t find the clit. Like searching for a unicorn in a corn field...

Cristiano Ronaldo is going to spend the next five days standing in front of a mirror on his private yacht with his sack tucked between his legs.

“Holy shit did you see that, bro!?”

Anybody know if ole Billy red sack bombed his segment?

Patrick, you’re gonna sit there in your slacks and tell me that these are not photos of a fat, 60 yr old Owen Wilson??

I recognize that strawberry from its role as Sloth in The Goonies.

PSA: If you strain this hard during your Deuce you will blow an O-ring.

All I know is Donnarumma is a wall in FIFA 17.

Late to the party, but when he was a puppy, my dog ate my Venus Fly Trap like a fucking jerk.

I’m Alcoholic Russell Casse!

Waistin’ away again in Margaritaville! Searching for my lost shaker ASSAULT! ASSAULT!

Wait, he had the opportunity to use Kokk and he went with Special K instead? Kokk would be fucking epic for shoes, shirts, rackets, EVERYTHING!

That one felt good as it went down.

I just recently purchased my first home about 3 weeks ago. Just buying the house was easily the most stressful thing I’ve ever done in my 30 years of existence.

We can only hope he starts his next concert out with a growling...

I gotta admit, there’s just something incredibly satisfying about a good, clutch Pekka.