I know this is correct, but Honnold is like saying “Arnold” with an Arnold Schwarzenegger accent, right?

She’s got them child bearing hips tho!!!

I’m equally shocked to find such vulgarity in a Deadspin comment thread!

I call bullshit! More fake news from Liberal-spin, oops I mean Deadspin (I wrote it wrong on purpose, idiots!) If anybody believes this contract is real, your fucking morons!

Never thought I’d see a Great White hump a Mako.

The Brayden and Kaeden (and every other spelling variation of these names, and any other name that has the “-ayden” or “-inley” sound) epidemic drives me fucking insane. Your child will be a grown man/woman one day. Your daughter is going to walk into a meeting with a future employer and say, “Hi, my name is…

I’ve never waited that long to do anything in my life.

You know god damn well when he fired that truck up, and that big diesel engine started humming, those hog jowls were jiggling like a fat stripper’s ass cheeks.

+1 for flawless alliteration, my friend.

WHEN YA DATE A GEORGIA BULLDOG, YA GONNA FEEL THE BULLDOG... BITEEEE!!!!

Sarah Palin’s skinnin’ porch is my favorite thing about this article because I instantly visualized it in all its glory.

Cum Dog Millionaire tho.

That’s why you go with a Hummingbird feeder, assuming you live near their migration route. We set up a feeder hanging off the side of our porch, and we’ll sit outside and drink coffee in the mornings while those super fast, aggressive, colorful micro fighter jets buzz all over the porch, sometimes numbering up to…

Makes you wonder what kind of shit this guy got himself into. Going missing for 2 weeks, and then busted at the border with 48 lbs of meth, and says he was just headed to Denny’s for some breakfast.

All I’m saying is there’s a better than good chance that the change you get will be no playoffs.

I remember the incident with the belt... And I don’t want to look this up, so I might be wrong, but didn’t he (and his friends?) put hands on a guy in a club in New Orleans after he grabbed the dude’s girlfriend? The guy had words with him and then JG waited on him in the bathroom and posted him up and told him…

Exactly. It’s time for Arsene Wenger to go (and I’m tired of writing that sentence). But, once he goes, we still have an incompetent board and Stan “I Swear It’s Not A Toupee” Kroenke running shit, which is equally disappointing.

I should’ve known the one place where you can scream “COOCH!!!!” and get away with it, is at a *men’s* golf tournament.