No harm, no fowl.

I’d like to know what book he’s really holding in this pic.

+1 two-year contract extension.

This is straight from the John Madden Color (by number) Commentary Book.

+1 piece of Polish sausage LODGED IN THE LINING OF YOUR HEART!!

A gigantic, 12-pound fig, warmed in an oven for 3 hours before being covered in dark chocolate and pressed firmly against your rectum.

I was about to say, “Really??” but it says right there, “(not really).”

Didn’t he just have a kid? When his wife divorces him for smashing cocktail waitresses in Vegas and takes half his fortune, he’ll be singing a different tune. Unless he prenupted that bitch. That being the case, then god bless him.

I’m going home.

The deeper we get into this presidency, the more and more I realize just HOW idiotic Donald Trump really is. Listening to him talk is painful. He’s clueless and has to speak on what, a 7th grade level?

Yea but the USMNT squad should only be playing in the MLS! The MLS has gotten a lot better, and it’s a waste for players to go to European clubs and fight for a position rather than play every match in the MLS where they can shine! Sure they learn at the absolute highest level and clearly out perform the domestic…

The “from the depths of hell!!!” line was absolute perfection.

I just google image searched “satisfied bear” at work.

“Squinter is coming.”

You’ll never be a Moon Pie.

Excellent point with Ben Carson. Old white conservatives are Ben Carson fans because he’s a BLACK neurosurgeon and they think it makes them less racist to say they like him.

Just wait until the kid eats his dinner in a bathtub filled with dirty water.

That’s what he gets if he’s gonna drive drunk like a duck head!