I read:

That might be a felony...

So glad this douche is leaving Alabama. Now, Lets get ready to fucking fight on baby!!!

FFS, Snoo Snoo was on Jersey Shore. Get with the times!

After watching this multiple times, he DEFINITELY says “fight guys like you in prison” although it’s much more fun/awkward/terrifying to hear the word “fuck”.

Nasriously?

You in here for weed!? Man... this is some bull shit!!

Thank you! Come again!

Nah that shit’s from Target. I bought one for my ex to remind her ugly ass why she’s single now.

This is solid gold.

And Saban didn’t exactly inherit a well-oiled football (real estate) dynasty that drug him along into championship after championship (bankruptcy after bankruptcy).

And he’s a blue collar, god-fearing Christian like my sons will be one day. Amen?

“It’s hard to see the wake forest through the trees.” - Tommy

Oh Bah GAWD!!

This man is the root of the problem for any sports team he owns:

When news broke that Kaepernick got benched my girlfriend’s parents both repeatedly said, “Serves him right. I hope they lose every game.”

Do a lot of standing outside in shorts, studs and no jacket in (-7 Celsius) Edmonton do ya? Soccer players are such pussies, man! I guess nobody is as tough as a guy who refuses to admit when it’s actually cold out.

My favorite Georgia sports moment: