“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Drunk and looking for a fight? He’s a pregnancy away from the Irish Triple Crown.

you want to get to the bottom of this?

just a simple man eatin’ stuffed crust and thinkin’ ‘bout his daughter’s tatas

Co-Anchor: Oh wow! Haha seems like Natalie’s having a hard time with that chip! Hahahaha. Hang in there Natalie!

Ahmet then threatened to mow the fucking lawn, take out the goddamn trash, and to remember to not be an asshole and leave the fucking toilet seat up. The other rival manager nodded his head and agreed to the deal.

Just another way they’re Doing It Wrong (TM)

Let’s see.

15K miles? Do you do track day driving every day? I used to do 400 miles/day with my TDI 5 days a week and racked up 100K miles per year of the same kind of mainly highway driving as this Tesla did, and my tires (Yokohama YK420 or 520s I think) used to last me over 50K miles.

The Next Matt Stares

That was no dive. That was “oh, noooooo. I fucked this up.” 100% exasperation and embarrassment.

I’m not sure you understand how the arbitration process works.

Burke must have fucked up the link. I clicked on it but instead of a hoo-hoo ha-ha sketch, all I got was an actual Spicer briefing. Sad!

But what ends up happening is that workplaces that were formerly forced to hire from a pool of unionized workers, and therefore had to collectively bargain, start hiring only non-union labor and the union eventually dies.

I’ve never called an elected representative in my life. I just did. I expected to have to leave a voicemail, but someone picked up on the first ring! This caught me off guard, so I stammered my way through what I wanted to say about the last couple of weeks, especially this weekend. Who knows if the congressperson I…

I hope this article is satirical, cause it’s blistering hot garbage.

Why? The one reason I can see for it in the article boils down to it being a derisive and snarky way to make the same criticism, and you as an employee of Gawker have absolutely zero grounds for trying to tell people not to act in that fashion.

I get why clickbait isn't acceptable to use for some sorts of criticisms, but how do you figure it's not acceptable to use in the case of a misleading headline designed to make people think that a fairly mundane article is not mundane? I take it to mean the same thing. You may not like that it carries with it a much…

Damn right. A mix of beef and pork takes chili to the next level.

I love your thinking! But if you need yellow pellets to tell you it's made it through the human tunnel, you aren't making it hot enough.