Please use the “Jennifer” meme after all future headlines. My name is Jennifer and this article has that personal touch that most articles are missing and I really appreciate it. Thx.

I’ve noticed that there seems to be the goal of finding *anything* bad about Pete Buttigieg and blowing it out of proportion. Dude has so little dirt on him and so many positive aspects that it must be driving the Splinter staff crazy.

I think I’ll need a closed container to carry air.

That is not a frame - that is abstract art.  The only way that Jeep is going to Moab is if you sandblast off everything that isn’t rust and carry what remains in a bucket.

Jalopnik: “Azera reason Hyundai had a negative sales figure for one of its models last month?”

Waffle_cop...my arch-nemesis...

Does that mean he’s not coming on, then?

Not making this up: Haval is actually Hebrew for “Vanity.”

It’s just another doe for you and me in paradise.

He really is... all that.

Ah yes, another denizen of BothSidesAreTheSameVille.

A car that isn’t in a crash costs nothing to repair.

“Indeed”

“Indeed”

I like this version better. Toyota emerges from the trees and climbs the hill... apparently playing chicken with the man, who throws up his arms in defeat. The Land Cruiser then focuses on the front end loader... and in a surprising move, grasps it with some aftermarket tentacle-like appendage... engaging in a sort of…

ideals long espoused by conservatives: free minds, free markets and free people.

The weird knee thing only happens in Joe Theismann mode.

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

To be honest, I thought all of his teeth would be canine teeth.

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

Il Duce