At least the paint didn’t get ruined.

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

Oy vey, what a chutzpah this guy is. If Eli Manning had “jew luck”, do you really think he’d be such a shlemiel? This meshugener is full of bubke; Eli’s a goy if I ever saw one.

What do you call a tool for removing a vice from your workbench?

What do you call a tool for removing a vice from your workbench?

Future Jalopnik-Amazon Post blog post:

Not long after I bought my 1993 Miata, I decided to see how far the fuel gauge would fall before the low fuel warning light came on. So, I drove around with on eye on fuel gauge as it dipped into the red, and then swept through the “E”, and covered the lowest marker on the gauge. No light. Huh. I guess maybe the light…

Cop 1: What kind of gun is that?

Allow me to help you:

“Taxes are like some elf breaking into your house, busting all your pottery, and stealing all your rupees.”

Disgusting that the Bears would treat a team owner like this.

wait until he learns that the Germans tore down a Russian-built wall

Bosch Icon. A great wiper blade that has worked tremendously well through the heavy rain and snow Iowa provides. https://www.amazon.com/Bosch-22A-Wiper-Blade-Longer/dp/B005JU5VH8

Bosch Icon. A great wiper blade that has worked tremendously well through the heavy rain and snow Iowa provides. http…

Boy would it be nice if we civilian off-road enthusiasts had access to such machinery—it would make our mud-pit extraction operations a heck of a lot more interesting.

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.