“We’re going to build a wall. And we’re going to make the Dodgers pay for it.”
- Rockies owner

What are you, 5?

FYI the pic you used is one of a kid eating dippin dots...so.....

It’s always fucking Frank. He’s the Pryzbylewski of the Bothan spy network.

Bothan Commander: Alright, we’ve got the plans, but this is a tight spot. That’s okay, we’ve been through worse together. We just need to get through this blast door and we’re home free.

Mothma: You all did such a good job with the first Death Star plans. Now I need you to find the location of the Empires new battle station.

Actually I very much welcome conversation and critical thinking. Unfortunately the Bernie Bros are usually too drunk to engage in such civilities.

You’re the best.

Bernie Cons:

So, Forest Whitaker is playing Lawrence Fishburne from Predators?

Christ. This is the uphill battle baseball has forged for itself, where concepts like 'fun' and 'excitement' are akin to root canals. Honestly, Grump McGrouchykins here is somehow or other pissed that people got hyped for the opening day of the season and made a big deal out of it? Significant life events for Hale…

This is the most horrifying thing I have ever read.

HOLY HELL YET ANOTHER PET PEEVE OF MINE! Jesus Christ take off your backpack and put between your legs or hold it to be considerate of others to not slam someones head off with your god damn backpack. holy hell Christ I must leave this blog post immediately!

Finally I get to share my story publicly in a setting where people WANT to hear it!!! In December 2014, I started having really massive stomach cramps. I thought perhaps I had eaten something bad, or was PMSing, but these cramps were constant. I couldn’t sleep, I stopped being able to eat. I couldn’t stand up…

Yes, Inglourious Basterds is that good.

If you think he can’t come back as a force ghost, you haven’t been paying attention.

You left off "for 82 year olds" in the headline.