“By the way, here’s a smoking hot take: doing The Wave is fine. Every diehard sports fan looks down on The Wave like it’s exclusively the domain of casual imbeciles, and I don’t really know why. You stand up, and then you sit back down, and it looks kinda cool. BFD. Everyone should lighten the fuck up.”

I’m sure when that practice was eventually shut down, it was due to tragic circumstances.

“Impacted” is another one straight from the mouth of hell. I’m convinced it came from some Marketing exec who couldn’t be bothered to learn the difference between “affect” and “effect”

John Lennon. Broke up The Beatles because he didn’t want you to have nice things. What a bastard.

As a whole, I find Craig’s Bond to be second only to Connery. Moore was a clown and Brosnan was an updated version of Moore.

On a transcontinental flight recently I watched Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace back-to-back. I found the latter holds up much better if it’s viewed that way. It really is a seamless continuation of Casino Royale (down to the opening sequence).

Yeah, but don’t you end up getting salt everywhere for any indoor kills?

And they love to buzz by your ear at 2am, just to let you know they are there and can attack you whenever they feel like, probably on someplace uncomfortable.

Houston, we don’t have a problem. YOU have a problem.

“Besides, it’s not like every time you go to take shit, you pick the turd up in your hand and go wiping the walls with it.”

It’s a rivalry for the hearts and minds of the city.

If you’re gonna watch your phone while someone else is watching TV, so be it. But if you’re gonna crank up a funny cat video while doing, have the god-damned common courtesy to leave the room.

“The other day, a guy came out his door and shouted at my wife and I to keep our dog off his lawn.”

Kane is generally recognized as “the greatest film” because of the way Welles filmed it. Prior to Kane, the most innovative thing filmmakers did was the close up. He shot from different angles, made good use of light and shadow, used creative visualizations to mark the passage of time, etc. Prior to Kane, nobody ever…

Little chocolate donuts - the donuts of champions

Throat warbler mangrove

Steel-cut oats derives its name from the process by which it is produced - large steel blades chop the whole oat groats into two or three pieces.

Where does water touch Colorado? I know they have a river but so does every state.

still - you didn’t have to spend 10+ hours passing something the size of a bowling ball through a hole the size of a lemon, with all the accompanying blood, sweat and shit.

So it’s great Anthony Daniels and JJ were able to find a compromise, but why did Threepio have a red arm in the first place??