There there Cumberbatch old bean, don’t be a spoiled sport.

A thing like that!

This story reminded me of this

An umbrella needs to be large enough to cover you and whatever bag you’re carrying (briefcase, purse, knapsack, groceries, whatever). Those collapsible umbrellas are ass and turn inside out with a gust of wind greater than 10 mph. As long as you are aware of your surroundings and those around you, you should be able…

With regard to wiping, you gotta go crouching tiger to clean up the hidden dragons.

When I first heard of it, I thought “WTF, didn’t this movie already come out as The Dirty Dozen?” Then I read some reviews and grumbled at the whole alt history plot. But then I saw it and was blown away at how enjoyable it was. I’ve seen it probably close to ten times and I watch it every other month on Netflix…

So Lindsay says that if Trump becomes the nominee, it would taint conservatism for generations to come, because of the race-baiting, religious bigotry and xenophobia of his campaign. As opposed to all the GOP talking points for the last 8 years about Obama being a Muslim from Kenya who wants to impose Sharia law and…

They’re not gonna pay Harrison Ford $50M to be a frickkin’ ghost.

Delightful. He’ll fit right in at Fox & Friends.

If I have to prep for an interview, or have an dental appointment, I’m going to brush my teeth in the restroom.

“God himself doesn’t want humanity saved—he’s kind of sick of us—and thus he sends his Angels, led by Gabriel, to murder an unborn child.”

I love how they throw around seceding as if it’s some sort of threat. Please proceed, confederacy.

Well, the ad was created by a Republican super PAC after all. They can’t wander too far off the reservation. But hey, baby steps!

I have a great relationship with the women. Ask anybody OK? I know thousand and thousands of women and believe me, not all of them were bangable.

They could start as redefining “the modern era” as starting at 1900 (or is it 1901). Really? Given all the changes made to the game since then, “the modern era” should be moved up to at least 1969 or 1973.

As long as it doesn’t end with cheerleaders between innings, I’m cool with it.

That delightful feeling of reading a book on a couch and then the sleepiness creeps up on you. Delicious!

I think you mean Biggles.

“Regular bath towels are so small and thin; beach towels are far more absorbent and have a much larger surface area.”

“I had always wanted to work with Tim Allen, I was a big fan...”