Fuck you

This is great. I love this. Everybody have a fantastic weekend!

Now if you’re here for a sad penguin, let Werner Herzog narrate this footage of a depressed penguin trudging off into the wasteland to die.

This trade gives the Capitals a good chance to make it past the second round.

Matt Purke looks like he only plays baseball ironically. Sort of like he wants to go back to the minors because nobody’s heard of the team he was playing on.

He’s put up with so much losing and assorted fuckery for that franchise. He’s allowed to vent.

So they’re drafting Vincent Adultman? Dope.

Bottom-of-stairs girl cleaned up like Pat LaFontaine at a Holiday Inn bar on the road in 1987.

Scott Mellanby would be proud.

+1 the rat was clearly asking for it.

Why did the teenage girl rats cross the road?

The answer: Nobody watches the Islanders. Either because they don’t care, or they’re in obstructed-view seats.

That face is just called living in Buffalo.

Based on the stuff he’s on the record as saying to Patrick O’Sullivan and Jordin Tootoo, I think Burrows goes past “pest” into just “a bad person.”

You still didn’t tell me what time the game starts.

Those were all middle-aged dudes on that iceberg, weren’t they?

Why? The one reason I can see for it in the article boils down to it being a derisive and snarky way to make the same criticism, and you as an employee of Gawker have absolutely zero grounds for trying to tell people not to act in that fashion.

I get why clickbait isn't acceptable to use for some sorts of criticisms, but how do you figure it's not acceptable to use in the case of a misleading headline designed to make people think that a fairly mundane article is not mundane? I take it to mean the same thing. You may not like that it carries with it a much…