I’m not crying. You’re crying! That sequence always gives me super feels.

Semi-Related, I lose my freaking mind every time someone credits Crossroads to Clapton. I go on a huge tirade about racists and white people profiting off of Black music when the original more talented creditors received comparatively little money and fame. I then seque into a huge rant about Led Zeppelin and everyone…

God damn it, now there’s an onion-cutting ninja somewhere around here after that Carl and Ellie line.....

He’s incredibly overrated, and that fucking acoustic cover of “Layla” is a crime against music. It’s like what would happen if a mad scientist decided to create music that would replace drugs for general anaesthesia.

Agree. If Charlton Heston called you un-American, you know you were doing something right.

Never could stand Clapton, but basically kept my mouth shut about it since everyone else seemed to think he’s a genius.

Probably said that right before playing a blues song.

Seriously...the fucking article in the Guardian is about thirty paragraphs of Mary Tyler Moore and Lou Grant and not one mention of his best work, above. I’m pretty sure the reporter didn’t even bother to look at imdb.

Do we have any foreigners in the audience tonight? If so, please put up your hands… So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the hall, leave our country … I don’t want you here, in the room or in my country. Listen to me, man! I think we should send them all…

As a 40 year-old who grew up as a 90s teen on a steady diet of 60s & 70s classic rock, I feel a savage justification in always finding Eric Clapton to be an overrated, pompous, annoying, boring jackass. *blasts Hendrix*

You have to wonder why he was so fearful of anybody “seeing him sweat.” If that’s how he dealt with people, he never really stopped performing. It’s so damn sad, man. Just a tragedy.

WHY IS THIS PEDO NOT IN JAIL YET??!!

I don’t know much about dogs, but aren’t all 3 breeds kinda high strung on their own, let alone a mix like he is? 

This is perfectly expected behavior in a cult. You have to get your marriage blessed by Father.

“The Florida representative really believes that former president is his father.”

Beard?  Nah.  She’s his new wrangler.

It’s pretty common for people in the spotlight to view everything as a prop. I don’t really see Cuomo letting his dog anywhere near the furniture or his bedroom.

So when a male pedophile who is also a moron marries a woman with no taste or sense does she become his beard?

Yeah, no, we don’t know the, uhm, intricacies of their relationship but we do know that she cannot be compelled to testify to anything she may know about her creepy sudden husband’s proclivities, idiosyncrasies and activities. 

Exactly. That dog is a mix of three extremely high energy/strung breeds. It’s bred to be a working dog or pulling sleds all day. Beautiful pups to be sure, but I would never have one because I don’t have the time or energy to ensure they get the attention they need.