If only they mentioned it in the article!

“Its like a fucking law now or something, they just cant adapt something and leave ALL of it intact, AS IS.”

We are seeing the Darwin awards in live action....

Nothing much will happen to him…these pre-historic looking beasts never pay the price and are never really extinct…

Was Ginger’s sister (I forget her name) the maid of honor? Or would that have been too uncomfortably tacky even for this pair?

I don’t understand how Ginger Luckey did not run away from this shit yet? She’s as despicable as he is then

Wait, why does a Florida Republican fly into enemy territory to get married, unless he wants to later pull a Mick Jagger and claim it wasn’t official as it happened outside of Real America?

“Perhaps Gaetz’s quaint wedding ceremony was one of his last hurrahs. It must be a great reassurance that, as his now wife, Luckey can’t testify against him.”

Thank you on all counts. I’m not freaking out, although I’m aware that this needs to be taken seriously (I’ll probably freak out if it is cancer, but that’s an issue for another day). I’m very aware that early detection is key with cancer, so I’ll check anything that seems iffy.  That said, everything about this feels…

Another dumb motherfucker who fucked around and found out.

I am not really on Twitter, but for those who are, Kinja has their own account. Perhaps if everyone tweeted at them, it might start to penetrate? 

I’ve been on HRT for just shy of 35 months so far as part of my transition and I can say that even though 4 pills a day just for that is exhausting sometime but the effects are worth a lifetime of taking them. I feel so much better on them that I ever did without. I gave up a 15 year pack-and-a-half-a-day smoking…

You nailed it. The only person I may hurt is myself. And if I’m having a manic episode, leave me alone and whatever you do, don’t call the cops!

May the spirits of Nat Turner and Denmark Vesey roam his cell day and night.

Thank you! As someone with a mental illness I got so sick of people using it as an excuse for bigotry.
I may behave in ways that seem irrational to people at times, but it’s never changed my core belief system. 

That’s a homemade-ass Excel spreadsheet with a Forbes logo applied over some cells shared amongst rich twerps. I wonder how many of those names are linked to unknown #MeToo stories.

Is this a submission for a Bravo show? Because I’m not watching.

Anyone who is a “real estate investor” under 45 got a ton of money from their parents and are almost all failsons/daughters who only aren’t failing because real estate investment is literally the easiest fucking thing in the world. 

And the chances of any of these people being real is, what, 1:5,000,000?

I’d say we should eat the rich, but I’m reasonably certain he would taste like Axe body spray.