Two good things happened yesterday:

The future is always a crapshoot. But I feel like most of the time, things are continually improving, even if there are temporary set backs. Like if you walk up a mountain, there are still going to be parts where you have to walk downhill a little until you get to the peak. I hope you’re not evicted; I’ve been there…

60% of my state has had at least one shot, but I still haven’t had my 2nd. Due in 9 days. I can’t wait!

Congratulations!!! I bought a decent used car a few years ago, and it was a moment that I felt super proud of. Enjoy your new ride!! 

First world problems are huge world problems. We buy so much disposable junk, and it hurts the entire world. I was looking into buying a W/D last year, and it was so frustrating to try to find something that wasn’t ‘smart’. I do not need to be notified on my phone that my socks are clean. It sounds like a special hell…

Amazing as always! Now I’m going to have a bread fantasy wherein I whip together some honey and butter and fill all those air bubbles with it. 

Your mom sounds awesome!! My partner and I are hitting the road in a few months. Not sure how long we’ll be on the road, maybe a couple months at most, but hoping to see lots of the US. I will keep an eye out for your mom and she can hang with us! We are not a weird couple :)

Well it makes sense if you’re trying to protect the abusers and preserve a toxic patriarchal society. 

That sounds very specific... and it must suck to deal with that. 

Or, counterpoint, we just don’t eat bugs? Intellectually I know it’s fine, but there’s no way I’m eating cricket flour. How about we just eat the ashes from our cremated pets and family? It’s basically the same thing.

I’d rather go vegan, and that’s saying something because I live for cheese and eggs. 

Could be! I’m open to wild conjecture. 

I walked by Schwartzman once too! (I lived in NYC for a long time.) He was definitely short. I’m 5'6", and he was around my height, in his shoes. When I walked by Brody, he was my height or maybe just slightly taller. I just looked at some stills, and I think it’s like that pic that was taken of the Bidens with the…

The blind dates where the guy that says he’s 6' and he’s like 5'6" in shoes were always hilarious. 

4. She made her eyebrows look perma-mad on purpose.

“the other 8 are spent swimming in meat sweats while you try to get 4 hours of good sleep”

I tried grasshoppers once. Never again. 

Lol. As much as I love shrimp, I sucked the juice out of a shrimp head one time. I regret that decision.

I walked by Adrien Brody on the street once, and he’s maybe 5'6". He was really, really thin, so I guess he looks taller on film. Those height things online are full of shit.

Oh god yes. I’d gain 2-4 hours of my day not having to fix any meals for myself. I love cooking, but every damn day? Shit gets old.