Congrats on posting the most asinine arrangements of words on this day.

HMMMMMM

“I can really feel it working!!!!! I’ve dropped 10# in a day, my sphincter is so strong now that I could open a bottle cap with it, and my abs have never looked better from all the crunches from vomiting and exploding diarrhea all over the place!!!!!”

Proponents of the Trump tax plan have already taken credit for the state of Pennsylvania giving its citizens thousands of bucks.

A personal failing of mine is how much picky eating annoys me. I don’t call them out or berate them or anything (unless they’re close enough friends that good-natured ribbing is part of the relationship), but it’s always an emotion I have to shove back down when someone completely walls themselves off from entire…

Vince can expect the full support of the president. Backing failed ventures is what he’s best at.

The only way the Eagles have a shot at a deep playoff run now is if they take drastic steps and bring aboard a player whose very presence might cause a huge distraction due to his off-the-field racial statements.

Eagels fan here. I’m calling it early: we sign Kap, he plays like a man possesed, we roll through the playoffs and win our first Superbowl, and Goddel is forced to hand to Lombardi trophy to Kap, the games MVP.

Sir, your reply is actually a better article than the article it’s replying to. I applaud you for that.

Phuck you.

I mean, no offense, but if I see a 9-minute *porn* clip I’m like “nah, too long.” Nine minutes of pizza-eating-and-ranking video is about 8:57 too long.

It’s called “Whataboutism” and it’s a much used deflection tool in this administration.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

This demographic generally has a history of multiple failed marriages, out-of-wedlock children, and step-children abuse.

That’s about how I feel too. I was a fan of none of the teams he pitched for, but definitely a fan of excellence and class, and he seemed to exude both.

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

Yes, and now more details have become clear. The tax on my first $90k worth of income would now be 12% instead of 15% which is even more savings.

Last guy, D. What the fuck! Isn’t the whole point of going out that everyone can get what they want?

I’m as big a Patriots hater as the next guy but associating them with the Confederacy is just wrong.