Congratulations on winning the 2017 internet already.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

That’s what we get for buying bootlegs.

“Unless using the following phrase, “That fucking cock-shit Chip Kelly is a bitch asshole” which will result in a coupon for one (1) free small soda at a later date.”

On one hand, Beckham has a point.

Not necessarily...if the current government budget was reduced (medical, military, etc...) the determined flat tax rate would cover that budget. It would be equal to all contributing memebers of society.

It’s intentionally provocative. And the situation has already been unnecessarily escalated.

Pages, Numbers, Keynote — Apple’s super easy to use iWork office suite.

Honestly, we do it to piss you off.

Gronk: “What’s wrong with it?”

Meanwhile, Jacksonville can’t even find a way to sack their own coach.

The funny thing is that this is what always happens with the cowboys. They have a good thing going, and then they say “if we just switch to X, we can be EVEN BETTER” and then X turns out to be tripping on their own dicks and turning the ball over.

If running a compact, manageable, balanced offense is winning you games,…

The Gunshow Poophole: When you try to stick your entire arm up your ass, but there’s no room because your head has taken up all of the available space.

That right there is funny. I don’t care who you are.

“I know that feel”
-DeAngelo Hall

The Blue Cross Comedy Tour isn’t so funny.

“gay priest” - that’s redundant, isn’t it?

I went to Catholic school too, never really caught on with me, but I think we all need to admit that while it’s not all Catholics, it was widely known by those in charge. If ever a large group deserves to be painted with a broad brush, it’s the Catholic Church, where all the way up the ladder they’ve known about and…

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base