Alt-right? More like alt-wrong!

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

What this election has confirmed beyond any shadow of a doubt for me is the importance of having some sort of forceful personality in a presidential election. It is a disproportionately huge advantage, much bigger than it should be. Except for Nixon in 1968 (aided by massive Democratic infighting over Johnson’s war)…

Gronk: “What’s wrong with it?”

I’m trying to figure out the logical end of this thought that isn’t “it’s okay to withhold the rights of a person in hijab if it’s by another person in hijab.”

So you’re ‘kinda over’ all the progressive values that he’s been espousing for 30-40 years? Jesus Christ, dude. Fuck off.

Ugh. I can hear it already. And it sounds like one of those educational programming videos from the late 80's/early 90's, where some clueless, older, white person thought the way to appeal to adolescent learning was to make dorky white kids rap it.

Poor Cleveland...

Chris Blewitt

Unfortunately, red shirt Freshman Bill Master was not suited up for the game.

Given his self-proclaimed luck with the ladies, you’d think he wouldn’t have to.

Given their draft history, isn’t letting them pick punishment enough?

Cue the Colin Cowherd hot takes.

Ice dragons

She went on to blame Hillary for Bill’s past infidelities, including his affair with Chanukah Lewinski and rumored misconduct with PauL’Chaim Jones.

Trump lacks the stamina to fight off his own assassin.

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

In fairness, 99 out of 100 white Pops seem to be anti-Pedro.

This article reeks of “get in line boy”.

Also, killed 6MM jews and about 6MM more assorted Poles, Romanis, homosexuals, political dissenters, etc.