Scoresman, got a tattoo!

Is there a discount since I only need THE EDGE of a seat?

I love wrestling.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

That’s what I tell my wife when she thinks I dutch oven.

This is bad, yes, but it did allow me to visualize Boogie cold-cocking Shank in his goddamn dome, and that is very, very good. I still call it a net positive.

What if Odie married Garfield?

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

Alright, good to know there’s an audience for this shit. At least it’s not done in vain. Because whenever I hear it, it makes me want to rip out my eyes and jam them into my ears.

Hacky, overdone and being completely driven into the ground.

(gets to half court) (steps through magical barrier) (emerges in short-shorts and knee-socks, takes pass from John Battle, drives to the hole for two)

Holding is not legal.

Delete your account

Well Cleveland, you had your out in 1995 to never have to deal with the heartache and pain of Cleveland Browns football and you went back to it like a bad relationship. You did this to yourself Cleveland. Remember that... you did this to yourself.

I came into this article 50/50 on whether “Kindly Bozo” was the name of an actual tennis player.

yeah. The Ringer is “ok” in the sense that it’s not really good or bad, just totally useless

Louisville needs to plug in its damn phone.

The best magic trick was unashing Ashy Larry.

Sounds like what you really need is to figure out how hoses work.