Lonzo has to be grateful that KG retired because I can’t imagine the trash talk he would send Lonzo’s way.

I’m only for this rule change because there is zero chance my team will ever have someone capable of actually executing this move.

I’m sure the real reason is money, but what justification does the NCAA offer for preventing schools from competing for championships after jumping to DI? The games the teams are playing count, so they have an effect, albeit tangential, on the tournament.

I think its high time we dialed back on the amount of Cleveland in the news. This book-length Lebron thinkpiece by a darker, unhinged Bill Simmons may be the tipping point.

Octavia Spencer was actually nominated for reprising her role of “Opal” in Badder Santa. Please correct.

To the married guys on staff, when will I get used to my wedding ring? It’s been well over a year and I am constantly playing with it.

Miami really goes unnoticed in these douche rankings—probably because the sea is going to swallow it whole any day now. Unappreciated weather. Undeserved wealth. Linen everywhere. What isn’t there to hate?

How about marathons (marathoning?). The world class guys run sub-5 minute miles for 26 miles. Not sure I could do that for 400 meters.

Why was Roethlisberger so bent of of shape when AB wouldn’t listen to his post-game speech. Out of the Pittsburgh locker room, is there anyone you’d rather hear less than Roethlisberger? I have yet to hear the guy say anything I actually found remotely interesting, including his “explanation” why he was groping…

“Hey, you guys already have Andrew Hawkins. Might as well cut me loose.”

I’m probably not remembering this right, but I thought when Mack re-upped, he structured the contract so he could get out after two years.

How smart were Kyle Shanahan and Alex Mack to force their way the hell out of Cleveland? Shanahan even made a PowerPoint Presentation on the reasons why he had to leave! Now, they’re central figures in the 8th highest scoring offense of all-time. Geniuses.

I would be shocked if these guys weren’t hungover and out of shape. The same thing happened on my team—push-up workout right after the long winter break. The few guys developed rhabdo also happened to be the guys who didnt workout at all over break and showed up after partying all night.

I braced myself for Petrino to catch some flak, but when rubber met the road, he steered clear of trouble.

I give 100% credit for that return to Rich Kotite.

At least I learned that no one denies that the Garden has the only fans that will elevate Cousins to peak-Boogie.

When I’m double the legal limit, I also get a little tired right before I pass out.

Saw Odell Beckham at the Miami Airport a few months back. I got to cut in front of him in the security line because he didn’t have TSA pre-check (humblebrag). He didn’t have an ID, so he had trouble getting through security, but he eventually got through.

I think someone just finished up 1L finals.

This isn’t just the quest for 0-16, but a quest for 0-20 since the Browns lost the 4 preseason games.