Shit.

Hopefully she’s able to get away while his foot is stuck.

Granted throwing shit out your window is a douche move.

I gotta say, respect to the Madden curse for really upping its fucking game. No resting on laurels there. 

I have seen him correct a tv host that said he wasn’t black, firmly and clearly. How you look on the outside and how you feel on the inside, particularly when you have the DNA to back it up, is another. He was part of sports royalty, but that certainly does not mean that he did not take a lot of hell for having a…

It’s the gif that keeps on giffing.

If Drew Brees is so great, why does he hate our troops?

I also think that. Seinfeld wanted to attribute young people not laughing to them being too sensitive. Maybe people just don't really find hacky material about floppy hands looking gay and French to be all that hilarious. 

Comments critiquing this blog for being moderately lefty and not straight journalism are one of the more exhausting parts of kinja-era AV Club.

In general, I wouldn’t consider My Chemical Romance to be the sort of band I’d listen to or music I’d like.

My Father
Took Me Into The City
To See A Marching Band

What?! And now I’m getting my museum news from my baseball news. I regret nothing. 

Nothing would make me happier than to see Andy Reid in full pads each week, honestly.

using it only to tell the pitcher “I banged your mom”

Wouldn’t the batter still be able to hear the catcher say “slider, off the outside corner?” I mean you can still hear someone when they’re talking into a microphone.

The thing that gets me is these are the same people who call US too easily offended and triggered.

Considering, for example, the mere existence of gay people in games has some people crying “political!”, I don’t think those people are being reasonable.

Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

But what about Luigi’s pixel penis? I’d imagine that depends on the size of the screen. I call it my “Genital Theory of Relativity”.