This is the greatest thing in Pirates-Cubs history since they managed to tie a game in 2016.

I like how Irsay recovered from calling Luck’s bone little by pointing out that it was plenty big enough for Luck to impregnate his wife.

EBay has Brown's helmet model available for $45.  Anyone know his cap size?

I’m scratching my head over that 19,000 number. If they mean 19,000 over the entire 200-year history of Tuscaloosa, or even the 46-year history of legal abortions in Tuscaloosa, then that number is way too low. But there’s also no way that a town of 100,000 people is having 19,000 abortions per year.  Why don’t more…

Jumping in to recommend Moby Dick to everyone. What every 10th grade Literature teacher seems to miss is that Moby Dick is FUNNY. It’s the grandfather of the Douglas Adams style of writing, where the author keeps interrupting himself. My favorite part is Chapter XXXII, Cetology. You think you’re finally going to get a…

Florida is the Australia of America.

Douthat is a particular kind of misery for me because — while I did not go to Harvard — I do have a ton of 2-degrees-of-separation connections to Douthat’s social circle.  So when Douthat gets pervy, I have to worry whether he’s perving on someone that I actually know and like. 

I want to know more about the Bosnian citizenship application.

Did he WALK to Oakland?

DC: Ethiopian food, for the simple reason that DC has more Ethiopians than any other place in the hemisphere.

Pittsburgh: french fries and/or cole slaw shoved inside things. We’re sorry.

That Dungy bust is so good, it looks like it’s going to get up and walk away.

OMG, that’s the same car that my father-in-law got my mother-in-law when they got married — except theirs is red, and he bought a ‘72 because it was ‘72 back then. So I’ll just go ahead and wish you a happy 47th Anniversary right now, he’s clearly a keeper. :)

He failed to signal his turn. He should have either extended his right hand, or else attached a blinking red right arrow light to his massive, massive balls.

This is the final straw! Well, this and the Phillipine cops killing random people, and arresting people with no evidence, and ... OK, it’s not the final straw, but dammit, it’s a straw!

I look forward to Vette owners blocking traffic so that they can park exactly on top of a speed bump from three different orientations so that they can get the most precise measurements.

I think it’s fair to say she has an ass like Serena.

Actually, I think sliding makes the situation worse. Home plate is like first base — you just need to touch it, not land on it. Running upright gives the catcher a much smaller, faster target to tag.

Eleanor Shellstrop is definitely Bi and you can’t take that away from me.

You get an extra stroke if you hit it into the water, right?